Hey Loser, hope you enjoyed waiting for me next to the paddock?! Look at my riding boots – theyre full of dirt and mud – and obviously I cant get into the car with boots that dirty! So, youll lie down on the ground – and Ill clean my dirty riding boots on your face! Oh, that hurts?! Well, guess who doesnt care 😀 Ill walk back and forth over your face until my boots are clean again … or maybe Ill stomp down a few times?! I bet you love it – despite the pain and humiliation … you get to spend time with me after all! And if I cant clean the soles properly on your face, youll have to lick them clean … and the rest of the boots! Youll clean every dirty spot on the boots with your tongue – and when youre done, Ill get into the car and drive away – leaving you behind with your black tongue and your bruised face!
